By Allison Pascoe
Here’s the latest from the Edmonds Police Department files:
May 24:
9900 block of 238th Street Southwest: Female slapped boyfriend on the face. Female arrested and booked at the Snohomish County Jail.
600 block of 6th Avenue North: Complainant found needles and heroin by the dumpster of his apartment complex.
11200 block of 240th Street Southwest: An 18-year-old male was found crying in the middle of the road in the city of Woodway. He was later cited for a minor in possession through the South District Court.
May 26:
7600 block of 212th Street Southwest: Juvenile referral for an intoxicated student at dance.
200 block of 3rd Avenue South: Victim reported purchasing a necklace on Ebay for $3,750 that was not delivered, but instead received a cheap necklace.
21500 block of Highway 99: Report of a counterfeit bill being located during morning money count. A possible suspect was viewed via the security camera.
May 27, 8300 block of 212 Street Southwest: Vandalism to church reported to police while crime was in progress. Suspect not located.
May 29:
600 block of Edmonds Way: Suspect gets angry while pumping gas and throws gasoline on attendant.
23300 block of Edmonds Way: Three subjects shoved their way into an apartment while the resident was home. The subjects then stole a necklace and the resident’s vehicle.
21100 block of 76th Avenue West: Silent alarm of external refrigeration unit at local restaurant results in arrest of one adult male.
Female slapped boyfriend on the face. Female arrested…
If only we had a crime prevention officer, tragedies like this wouldn’t happen.
18-year-old male was found crying in the middle of the road … cited for a minor in possession
Speaking of crime prevention, didn’t the D.A.R.E. program teach our kids how to safely cross the street?
necklace on Ebay for $3,750 … received a cheap necklace
The this isn’t the victim’s fault – the word gullible was recently removed from most dictionaries.
The subjects then stole a necklace
Suggestion for the police – make sure it wan’t a cheap one from Ebay, then check to see if Lindsay Lohan’s home security bracelet is still transmitting.
This has been a public service announcement from the City of Edmonds Acting Curmudgeon in Chief.
Dear Curmudgeon in Chief Morgan,
I am SROFLMAO!